Quotes on Success & Hard Work
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
Success is not about luck; it’s about taking chances. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
Live as if you were going to die tomorrow, and learn as if you were going to live forever. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying the grudge, the other guy’s out dancing. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
Quotes on Humor & Laughter
Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
The only thing that kills the fun is seriousness. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
I don’t have an enemy in the world, but my friends don’t like me much. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle’s Quotes
Quotes on Life & Wisdom
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
The problem with life is, by the time you know what you’re doing, you’re too old to do it. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
Money can’t buy happiness, but neither can poverty. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison – if it wasn’t for him, we’d be watching television by candlelight. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
Quotes on Dreams & Motivation
You can’t get rich in politics unless you’re a crook. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
My son gave me a tie for Father’s Day. He knows I like to wear ties. He gave me a tie with his initials on it. I hope he wears his underwear with my initials. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
Live to inspire, laugh to uplift, and love to transform. – Milton Berle’s Quotes
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